Cute baby speech

The little next door neighbor girl who's 2 is learning to talk. of course, this produces some pretty funny ways of her saying things. for example, I asked her to say some people in our two families's names.
"Can you say luke?"
"look"
"can you say Emma?"
"hahmah"
"Can you say Gabby?"
"gahbah"
"can you say michael?"
"michael."

don't ask me how she can say michael, but not emma.

It was time for her to go home, so I picked her up and started to carry her to her house. she started to get upset. I carried her back into my house.
"what do you want?" I asked gently.
"book."
"ok." I figured she either had lost a book at my house, or wanted to borrow a book. I walked into my brother's room.
"do you want to borrow one of [my brother]'s books?" I asked her.
"book." she said, pointing to his bookcase.
I took a book out of the shelf.
"do you want to borrow this one?" I asked.
"yes." she said. 

so that is my pointless and kinda cute story. ok. bye.

Quotes only heard when playing a video game

"HOW MANY BULLETS DO I HAVE TO PUT IN YOUR HEAD TO KILL YOU!!!???"

"Is he dead?"
"I think so, his head fell off."

"I died."

"how many lives do we have?"

"I'M DYIN', I'M DYIN', I'M DYIN'!"

"I should be able to shoot people"

"Kill me and I can hit him in the head with....... oh my gosh!"

"I think any normal person  would be dead by now."

"I got a bad dude over here. his helmet's off, i got him."

"dude, just come punch this guy."

"lets play either death or mission."

yeah. I did evesdrop on two teenage boys playing a video game. and it was fun.
(the two teenage boys were my brother and his friend.)

RAWR!!! Lactose intolerence

First of all, I must say that I am not deathly allergic to milk. I am, however, slightly allergic. Just to give a point of reference to how allergic I am, it takes at least 2 glasses of milk to give me any symtoms. My allergy still really bugs me because I absolutely LOVE milk and dairy products. I can't have a full glass of milkshake, or too much ice cream, or anything like that. I really should be grateful to not be more allergic than I am, but I still don't like it. There is an upside to this, however. I like the lactose free milk that we sometimes buy. It's really creamy. :)