Quotes only heard when playing a video game

"HOW MANY BULLETS DO I HAVE TO PUT IN YOUR HEAD TO KILL YOU!!!???"

"Is he dead?"
"I think so, his head fell off."

"I died."

"how many lives do we have?"

"I'M DYIN', I'M DYIN', I'M DYIN'!"

"I should be able to shoot people"

"Kill me and I can hit him in the head with....... oh my gosh!"

"I think any normal person  would be dead by now."

"I got a bad dude over here. his helmet's off, i got him."

"dude, just come punch this guy."

"lets play either death or mission."

yeah. I did evesdrop on two teenage boys playing a video game. and it was fun.
(the two teenage boys were my brother and his friend.)